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[Black As Chocolate] Better Than Sex。巧克力惡魔

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From the time the first coca beans were harvested by the Mayans, there has been the belief that chocolate has a euphoric(愉悅) impact on the body’s senses. The conquistadores saw the Emperor Montezuma of the Aztecs consuming a large quantity of cocoa in the form of a beverage called chocolatel before entering his harem(後宮). The invading Spaniards spread the Emperor’s belief that cocoa was an aphrodisiac(春藥) and brought it to Europe. This belief was also shared by one of history’s most famous lover (the world's greatest lover), Giacomo Casanova. Since then, the use of chocolate as part of the mating ritual has been firmly established. More recently it has been shown that not only does chocolate increase the sexual appetite but also produces a sense of elation similar to an orgasm(高潮)…… http://ezinearticles.com/?Can-Chocolate-Affect-Your-Sex-Life?&id=94365 According to Italian researchers, women who eat chocolate regularly have a better sex life than those who deny themselves the treat. Those consuming the sugary snack had the highest levels of desire, arousal and satisfaction from sex. SO, when asked to divulge how to live a long life, she said, there are only two things that you need: 『SEX & CHOCOLATE!...a LOVELY pair!!』 WHY is chocolate BETTER THAN sex? [/b]( 很好笑!) [/b]1. You can GET chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone SOFT. 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are DRIVING. 4. You can make chocolate LAST as long as you want it to. 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother. 6. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind. 7. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names. 8. The word "commitment" doesn't SCARE OFF chocolate. 9. You can have chocolate on your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 10. You can ask a STRANGER for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 11. With chocolate there's no need to FAKE it. 12. Chocolate doesn't make you PREGNANT. 13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 14. Good chocolate is EASY to find. 15. You can have as MANY kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 17. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors AWAKE. 18. With chocolate SIZE doesn't matter. http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/readfiles/chocsex.htm 扯了這麼多,其實只是想說:今天收到BLACK AS CHOCOATE的經典巧克力蛋糕+黑巧冰淇淋。感動之餘,來了篇怪怪文。管它是有代理權問題的熱門片CDAWFULLY CHOCOLATE還是黃湘怡自創的BLACK AS CHOCOATE,xyz資訊工坊這女生還真有一套。只能說這真是個包裝的時代,連叉子都可以口愛成這樣。我也想當小惡魔。 However, sex and chocolate is a lovely pair…where is my sex….*_* and....我的小dudu,你越來越口愛ne.... ………………………. 你應該跟我一樣在大笑吧??? OKOK, this one is much much better, check it out J

HAVE MORE CHOCOATE, PLEASE! http://www.blackaschocolate.com//chinese_traditional/

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